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A Touching Home Depot Story

Charlie was fixing a door and found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent
his wife Mary to Home Depot. At Home Depot, Mary saw a beautiful bathroom faucet while she was waiting for Walt, (the manager) to finish waiting on a customer.

When Walt was finished, Mary asked.. 'How much for that faucet?' Walt
replied, 'That's pewter and it costs $300.' My goodness that sure is a lot Mary exclaimed. Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Charlie had sent her to buy, and Walt went to the back room to find it.

From the back room Walt yelled, 'Mary, you wanna screw for that hinge?'

Mary replied, 'No, but I will for the faucet.'

This is why you can't send a woman to Home Depot

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LOL. That's a good one.
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Originally posted by Ed Connelly Ed Connelly wrote:



Thats the one.
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Sounds like the lady who went to answer the door with only a towel wrapped around her. It was her husband's best friend. He said" Tel you what, I'll give you $1000 if you drop the towel, which she did and the friend left.
She went upstairs and when her husband asked who it was she said it was his friend but he'll come back later.
Oh he asked, did he not leave the $1000 he owes me????
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