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Stephanie
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9-point
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how come women cant lift the lid for us when they are done???? also dont you look before you sit, Ive herd of rats crawling through the pipes and making it up to the bowl:thought you might like know
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Its better to be judged by twelve than carried by six
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mercenary1947
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First off ... GLAD TO SEE YOU BACK STEPH ! Second ... my wife did sit on ours one night in the dark and I had the seat up and guess what .... after the blood curdling scream I never heard such a foul mouth and the names that woman called me after she took a middle of the night shower ... I think I still have the bruises ! I think I made it worse cause all I could do was laugh ..... even when getting thumped . |
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Stephanie
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Rats would be the least of my worries! Now SNAKES would make me think twice
before sitting!!
When we go camping there are a few places that have the bathroom that you can look down! Which are scary! I hear one time a lady sat down to use the bathroom and there was a man hiding in one of them!!! I also look before I use one of those things!!
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mercenary1947
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A man hiding down in the hole !!!!!! YUCK ..... at least he'd be easy to track .... or sniff out ! I'd like to know how he squirmed down that lil hole and better yet how he got back out ....
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Stephanie
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Yes!!! Been there done that!! I'm trying to teach my 3 yr old to put the seat down.
I've hit the water several times. Of course when you try to find out who did it no ones
want to step up!! lol....
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Stephanie
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The holes are pretty big, well the ones that I have seen. Any one could fit down that stupid thing! I hate them. I would rather not go then to venture to use on of those.
This can fix the whole problem!
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Ed Connelly
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We [ SWFA ] needs to market some kind of a strap-on helmet-thing with CROSSHAIRS in it for men to use when aiming at the commode--kind of like a Norden Bombsight.... It would make going to the bathroom a FUN thing to do.....and SWFA could sell them to EVERYONE!!!....even Democrats!!!
(....I am always thinking.................!!)
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mercenary1947
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No joke some have been snake bit in them .... the old wooden outhouse types ... and bees . Snakes seem to like to lay above the door area too ... you're gonna look awful funny running out with your pants around your ankles screaming " SNAKE "
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mercenary1947
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Steph ... the dual commode ... do they come with gas masks ? I love my wife .... BUUUUUT ... oops wrong terminology .... plus she'd leave my side paper roller empty .
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Stephanie
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LOL!!!
Good Point. You can do this with your kids tooooo!
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mercenary1947
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That's FUNNNNY ! God love her ..... isn't she dear though ?
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Stephanie
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OK, this would scary me more then the snakes!
RUUUUUUUUUUUNNNN!!!!!!!! Pants or no pants!
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cyborg
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Can you imagine the paper work after that job?
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cyborg
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Oh yeah!!!! DON'T FLUSH IT HAS YOUR EYES!!!!!! LMAO
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lucytuma
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I've been broken, After being thrashed a few times by my wife and daughter for leaving the seat up I wised up, now I pee sitting down, broken but wise. |
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"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." - Thomas Jefferson
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Stephanie
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LOL! Can we say experiment gone bad! |
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cyborg
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Mexicali food will cause this, be careful what you ingest.
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BeltFed
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I have had this argument with my wife many times. When you apply logic to it, the man wins every time. First gravity works, it's easier for a woman to put the seat down (gravity and less contact with seat and lid) than it is for a man to pickup the seat and lid (working against gravity and more contact with seat). Second, look at it like a target, women sit on the bullseye with no chance of missing the X-ring, men on the other hand are not equiped with a front sight and the bore is not always aligned with the barrel and we are shooting from long range. We have to operate and respond to sight and/or sound ( like shooting tracers at steel plates), in the dark if it tinkles your on, if it splatters adjust your aim er fire. But I'm arguing with a woman and logic has no meaning (at least as it pertains to her winning the argument). Anyway we have come to a compromise, the seat and lid stay down all the time (if I gotta put it down then she's gotta pick it up or vice versa).
The guy down in the hole was renting the basement apartment.
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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martin3175
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Not too keep you up at night or anything,but..........
Is this what it means to "snake the drain " ???? Edited by martin3175 - May/06/2008 at 18:25 |
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