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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: June/13/2008 at 12:52
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 Ole jim turned 84 and was getting very lonely . Looked around and thought " I want a wife to keep me company in my final years " . Since he had the choice he married a young 23 year old girl who lived down the street and was looking for financial security . He did'nt care if she loved him or not . On their wedding night they got a suite with seperate bedrooms .
 She was lying in her bed and a knock came at the door .... ole Jim came in and gave her a real pounding ! An hour later ... the same thing .... 1/2 an hour later here he comes again ... and really tore her up having her screaming and moaning like a wild woman . She thought ... d*m ... that's gotta satisfy him ! NOOOOO  ... 20 minutes longer and here he is again ! She said " JIM ... I never would have imagined a man your age could outperform a 20 year old stud ????? " MyGod I'd have got with you years ago ! Jim gave her a very puzzeled look and said " What !  I've been here before ?? " . 
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: June/13/2008 at 13:09
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When I'm too old to remember, I hope the other parts of my body can forget as easily too. I'll be tearing me up a young'un too........LOL
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