New Posts New Posts RSS Feed - 5-Minute Management Course
  FAQ FAQ  Forum Search   Events   Register Register  Login Login

Check GunBroker.com for SWFA's No Reserve and No Minimum bid firearm auctions.

5-Minute Management Course

 Post Reply Post Reply   Topic Search Topic Search  Topic Options Topic Options
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: January/12/2009 at 12:55
Chris Farris View Drop Down
TEAM SWFA - Admin
TEAM SWFA - Admin
Avatar
swfa.com

Joined: October/01/2003
Location: Texas
Status: Offline
Points: 7765

5-Minute Management Course

 

Lesson 1: 

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. 

 
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. 

 
When she opens the door, there stands Bob , the next-door neighbor.. 

Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.' 


After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob , after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. 


The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. 


When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?' 

'It was Bob the next door neighbor,' she replies.
 

'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?' 



Moral of the story:
 

If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure. 



Lesson 2: 

A priest offered a Nun a lift. 


She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. 


The priest nearly had an accident. 

 
After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. 

The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' 


The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. 
The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' 

The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.' 

Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way. 

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.' 


Moral of the story:
 
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.
 

Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: January/12/2009 at 15:06
Ed Connelly View Drop Down
Optics Retard
Optics Retard
Avatar
God of no Chihuahua

Joined: December/16/2007
Location: USA
Status: Offline
Points: 24220
( I'm writing all this stuff down..............................)  Bucky   
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: January/13/2009 at 10:06
lucytuma View Drop Down
Optics Jedi Knight
Optics Jedi Knight
Avatar

Joined: November/25/2007
Location: Wisconsin
Status: Offline
Points: 5389
Good stuff, Passed it on.
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: January/17/2009 at 15:11
3_tens View Drop Down
Optics Jedi Knight
Optics Jedi Knight
Avatar

Joined: January/08/2007
Location: Oklahoma
Status: Offline
Points: 7182
This is good and I am posting here to bring it back to the top. 3:10 pm and this is the first post on the ED show today. ED was on at 5:30 this morning . Slacker. 
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: January/17/2009 at 16:40
Monster View Drop Down
Optics Master
Optics Master
Avatar

Joined: December/16/2008
Location: So. Cal
Status: Offline
Points: 2031
3_tens thanks for bringing it back up I finally took time to read the lessons. The Moral of the Story: Read every post and you might become more wise than you began the day (and maybe a little happier)

Edited by Monster - January/17/2009 at 16:40
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: January/17/2009 at 17:10
Ed Connelly View Drop Down
Optics Retard
Optics Retard
Avatar
God of no Chihuahua

Joined: December/16/2007
Location: USA
Status: Offline
Points: 24220
 
 
 
                                                                                                         Bucky
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: January/17/2009 at 19:25
trigger29 View Drop Down
Optics Master Extraordinaire
Optics Master Extraordinaire
Avatar
X = 180 Y = 90 (X+Pyro)+(Y-Pyro) = ?

Joined: September/29/2007
Location: South Dakota
Status: Offline
Points: 4304

E-mailing to my former boss.

Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: January/17/2009 at 19:34
rifle looney View Drop Down
Optics Master
Optics Master
Avatar

Joined: November/21/2008
Status: Offline
Points: 2553
The moral to # 5 is so true.
 Post Reply Post Reply
  Share Topic   

Forum Jump Forum Permissions View Drop Down

Similar Threads: "5-Minute Management Course"
Subject Author Forum Replies Last Post
Help with recoil management (videos) Gil P. Shooting 17
the "15 extra minutes" debate ccoker Rifle Scopes 104
Mills to course an adjustment for 1000y? smlekid Target 15
Binos of course dryan_e Binoculars 1 11/6/2007 7:56:48 PM
Tactical Carbine Courses BGonzo Shooting 20
Another day at the AzPRC course. billyburl2 The Range Report 7
internal minutes Old Fart Tactical Scopes 4
1/2 Minute elevation scopes? shootureyeout Tactical Scopes 5
ten more minutes rjtfroggy Rifle Scopes 2
Ordered my first GOOD scope just a minute ago. MC Escher Rifle Scopes 1


This page was generated in 0.344 seconds.