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FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:
 
1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from
 time to time, cleans up and has a job.

 2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

 4. It's important to have a woman who is great in bed and who likes to
 be with you.
 
5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.
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   Great one martin!!  Just choked on my beer.  Big%20Grin
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Originally posted by martin3175 martin3175 wrote:

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:
 
1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from
 time to time, cleans up and has a job.

 2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

 4. It's important to have a woman who is great in bed and who likes to
 be with you.
 
5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.
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                                        HOW TRUE   !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Yellowdog, I see I'm not the only one having beer and pop-tarts for breakfast.Cheers

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Originally posted by lucytuma lucytuma wrote:

Yellowdog, I see I'm not the only one having beer and pop-tarts for breakfast.Cheers

   You mean I should'nt check myself in to an A.A. clinic? Glad to see I'm not alone,I feel much better now! Thank's. Cheers
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(I see yellowdog's stay at the plastic surgery hospital in Switzerland was a failure....oh, well, welcome back, yellowdog....Shocked
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Originally posted by Ed Connelly Ed Connelly wrote:

(I see yellowdog's stay at the plastic surgery hospital in Switzerland was a failure....oh, well, welcome back, yellowdog....Shocked
   Hey!... The beer was great though!
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So much for my dreams of having a HAREM...........Cencored
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Originally posted by yellowdog yellowdog wrote:

   Just choked on my beer.  Big%20Grin
 
Ya know; it's not JUST for breakfast anymore, 'dog.
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Don't marry a woman with big hands, things will look small in her hands. 
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What did Seinfeld call them -----Man Hands ??

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