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 THIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN OUR FIRST BLACK PRESIDENT!
 
 
 
 Bill Cosby has done it again...
 
I  HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT IN THE YEAR 2012..
HERE IS MY PLATFORM:
(1). Any use of the phrase: 'Press 1 for English'  is immediately banned...    English  is  the official language;   speak it or wait outside of our borders until you can.
 
(2). We will immediately go into a two year isolationist  attitude in order to straighten out the greedy big business posture in this country.... America will allow NO imports,  and we'll do no exports..     We will use the 'Wal-Mart 's policy,  'If  we  ain't got it, you don't need it.' We'll make it here and sell it here!
 
(3). When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it coming in here.
 
(4). All retired military personnel will be required to man one of the many observation towers located on the southern border of the United States  (six month tour). They will be under strict orders not to fire on  SOUTHBOUND  aliens.
 
(5). Social Security will immediately return to its original state. If you didn't put nuttin in, you ain't getting nuttin out. Neither the President nor any other politician will be able to touch it.

(6). Welfare. -- Checks will be handed out on Fridays, at the end of the 40 hour school week, the successful completion of a urinalysis test for drugs, and passing grades.
 
(7). Professional Athletes -- Steroids?  The FIRST time you check positive you're banned from sports ... For life.
 
(8). One export of ours will be allowed: wheat; because the world needs to eat. However, a bushel of wheat will be the exact price of a barrel of oil.
 
(9). All foreign aid, using American taxpayer money, will immediately cease and the saved money will help to pay off the national debt and, ultimately, lower taxes. When disasters occur around the world, we'll ask The American People if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each citizen can make the decision as to whether, or not, it's a worthy cause.
 
(10). The Pledge of Allegiance  will  be said  every  day at  school and  every  day  in  Congress.
 
(11). The National Anthem  will  be played at all appropriate ceremonies,  sporting events,  outings, etc.
 
My apology is offered if I've stepped on anyone's toes .... Nevertheless....

GOD BLESS AMERICA !

Sincerely,  Bill Cosby   
  
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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I can only wish this would happen........ Go Bill!
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Originally posted by scooter65 scooter65 wrote:

 
 
 
 
 
 THIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN OUR FIRST BLACK PRESIDENT!
 
 
 
 Bill Cosby has done it again...
 
I  HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT IN THE YEAR 2012..
HERE IS MY PLATFORM:
(1). Any use of the phrase: 'Press 1 for English'  is immediately banned...    English  is  the official language;   speak it or wait outside of our borders until you can.
 
(2). We will immediately go into a two year isolationist  attitude in order to straighten out the greedy big business posture in this country.... America will allow NO imports,  and we'll do no exports..     We will use the 'Wal-Mart 's policy,  'If  we  ain't got it, you don't need it.' We'll make it here and sell it here!
 
(3). When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it coming in here.
 
(4). All retired military personnel will be required to man one of the many observation towers located on the southern border of the United States  (six month tour). They will be under strict orders not to fire on  SOUTHBOUND  aliens.
 
(5). Social Security will immediately return to its original state. If you didn't put nuttin in, you ain't getting nuttin out. Neither the President nor any other politician will be able to touch it.

(6). Welfare. -- Checks will be handed out on Fridays, at the end of the 40 hour school week, the successful completion of a urinalysis test for drugs, and passing grades.
 
(7). Professional Athletes -- Steroids?  The FIRST time you check positive you're banned from sports ... For life.
 
(8). One export of ours will be allowed: wheat; because the world needs to eat. However, a bushel of wheat will be the exact price of a barrel of oil.
 
(9). All foreign aid, using American taxpayer money, will immediately cease and the saved money will help to pay off the national debt and, ultimately, lower taxes. When disasters occur around the world, we'll ask The American People if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each citizen can make the decision as to whether, or not, it's a worthy cause.
 
(10). The Pledge of Allegiance  will  be said  every  day at  school and  every  day  in  Congress.
 
(11). The National Anthem  will  be played at all appropriate ceremonies,  sporting events,  outings, etc.
 
My apology is offered if I've stepped on anyone's toes .... Nevertheless....

GOD BLESS AMERICA !

Sincerely,  Bill Cosby   
  
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


I agree with most of what Bill has to say except for a few points.

One, and this is a big issue, is the requirement of retired military people to serve on the southern border. Government or military service has never been required but optional. This is not a draft. And if you're going to pick from a group of people leave the retired folks alone. They have served for a long time and don't need to sacrifice anything more for this country. Pay other capable people to sit on deployment away from their families and lives. There are plenty of people not associated with the military who would gladly fill the void.

Pulling back into isolationist ways will get us into more trouble then we are currently in. And what is with the double standard regarding big business? No more big business but lets adopt Wal-Mart policy? Last time i checked Wal-Mart is the biggest non oil business in this country. Sorry not getting that one if you want to go the anti big business way. Wal-Mart probably sells about 2% that has a made in America sticker on it.

Other than that, pretty much spot on Bill. Excellent


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See you in 2012 Bill.......Good luck
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Can't be legit, If he did run for office he would win. It's not likely he would be interested. I wouldn't want him to run anyway. Some nut job would shoot him but you can't find a nut job when you really need one! Loco
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The statements above have been attributed to various people, and have been circulated in emails for a couple years.  Bill Cosby did not say or write any of that, and never expressed any desire to be a write-in candidate.  It's another internet hoax...

http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/billcosby/a/cosby_write_in.htm  
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Burst our bubble Ted...... just burst away
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Thanks alot Ted,next thing you will tell me is that there is no Santa,Easter Bunny or Tooth Fairy Or that the present administration is not doing a bang up job [:}
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Sounds more like something Sheriff Joe would come up with.
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Originally posted by bugsNbows bugsNbows wrote:

Sounds more like something Sheriff Joe would come up with.
 
I would vote for Sheriff Joe for any political office.  He's the MAN!  We need a bunch more Sheriff Joes -- folks with common sense and cojones -- in this country!
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You mean like what this country was built on?
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Yep, exactly!

This country certainly wasn't built by a bunch of cowardly, politically correct pansies.
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