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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: June/23/2009 at 13:09
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So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day......

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

 As I had  been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.  Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'

 The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
'Hell no, they ain't  twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.  Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'

  So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,
I just  couldn't believe you got laid twice.   Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'

My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.

Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: June/23/2009 at 13:17
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What's wrong with that???
 
Unfair dismissal if you ask me.
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: June/23/2009 at 13:54
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She was creating a hostile work environment.  I think you have a valid lawsuit. 
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Lasted an hour and 45 minutes longer than I would have.
 
Kinda slow around here.
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That's a perfect reply to the old troll!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: June/25/2009 at 06:52
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Big Grin  I'll have to remember that one.

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: June/28/2009 at 08:52
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Great come back!!!  Excellent
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