Yeppers, we be some chilled Sooners, all right, but it's all our fault, after all.
Record snow/cold- Global Warming
Extra Hot? Global Warming
Flood, you say? - Global Warming
Drought!- Global Warming
That'll teach me to turn up the thermostat and exhaust all that CO2.
-45 wind chill? What, me worry?
It's forecast to be 75 degrees next week.
"Garg'n uair dhuisgear"