New Posts New Posts RSS Feed - $100 Mule
  FAQ FAQ  Forum Search   Events   Register Register  Login Login

Check GunBroker.com for SWFA's No Reserve and No Minimum bid firearm auctions.

$100 Mule

 Post Reply Post Reply   Topic Search Topic Search  Topic Options Topic Options
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: November/01/2009 at 20:26
budperm View Drop Down
Optics Retard
Optics Retard
Avatar
show me your sheep!!

Joined: January/01/2009
Location: Pennsylvania
Status: Offline
Points: 27652
Curtis & Leroy saw an ad in the Starkville Daily News Newspaper in Starkville, MS. and bought a mule for $100.



The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day.



The next morning the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, fellows, I have some bad news, the mule died last night.."





Curtis & Leroy replied, "Well, then just give us our money back."





The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."





They said, "OK then, just bring us the dead mule."





The farmer asked, "What in the world ya'll gonna do with a dead mule?"





Curtis said, "We gonna raffle him off."





The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead mule!"







Leroy said, "We shore can!  Heck, we don't hafta tell nobody he's dead!"





A couple of weeks later, the farmer ran into Curtis & Leroy at the Piggly Wiggly  grocery store and asked.





"What'd you fellers ever do with that dead mule?"



They said,"We raffled him off like we said we wuz gonna do."



Leroy said,"Shucks, we sold 500 tickets fer two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898."



The farmer said,"My Lord, didn't anyone complain?"



Curtis said, "Well, the feller who won got upset.

"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
--Thomas Jefferson



Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: November/10/2009 at 19:18
lucytuma View Drop Down
Optics Jedi Knight
Optics Jedi Knight
Avatar

Joined: November/25/2007
Location: Wisconsin
Status: Offline
Points: 5389
Ha Ha!
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: November/10/2009 at 19:25
Monster View Drop Down
Optics Master
Optics Master
Avatar

Joined: December/16/2008
Location: So. Cal
Status: Offline
Points: 2031
Good one.....haha 
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: November/10/2009 at 19:30
Ed Connelly View Drop Down
Optics Retard
Optics Retard
Avatar
God of no Chihuahua

Joined: December/16/2007
Location: USA
Status: Offline
Points: 24220
"...... Anyway, we raffle it off for two dollars each, see? "  
 
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: November/11/2009 at 10:13
Trays 7940 View Drop Down
Optics Master
Optics Master
Avatar

Joined: August/09/2009
Location: Texas
Status: Offline
Points: 1149
Sounds about right...
 
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: November/11/2009 at 14:47
BeltFed View Drop Down
Optics God
Optics God
Avatar

Joined: February/12/2008
Location: Ky
Status: Offline
Points: 16096
Cencored
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: November/11/2009 at 19:30
Average Joe View Drop Down
Optics Master
Optics Master
Avatar

Joined: April/24/2008
Status: Offline
Points: 2178
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: November/12/2009 at 06:21
budperm View Drop Down
Optics Retard
Optics Retard
Avatar
show me your sheep!!

Joined: January/01/2009
Location: Pennsylvania
Status: Offline
Points: 27652
Originally posted by BeltFed BeltFed wrote:

Cencored
 
 Roll on Floor Laughing  Roll on Floor Laughing  Roll on Floor Laughing Hey, at least they gave you your $2 Back!   Roll on Floor Laughing  Roll on Floor Laughing  Roll on Floor Laughing
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: November/12/2009 at 06:24
budperm View Drop Down
Optics Retard
Optics Retard
Avatar
show me your sheep!!

Joined: January/01/2009
Location: Pennsylvania
Status: Offline
Points: 27652
Originally posted by Average Joe Average Joe wrote:

 
AJ, when did your brother show up?  Thought he was still in prison in Wales.
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: November/12/2009 at 14:57
BeltFed View Drop Down
Optics God
Optics God
Avatar

Joined: February/12/2008
Location: Ky
Status: Offline
Points: 16096
Handsom fellow though.
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: November/12/2009 at 16:15
budperm View Drop Down
Optics Retard
Optics Retard
Avatar
show me your sheep!!

Joined: January/01/2009
Location: Pennsylvania
Status: Offline
Points: 27652
Reminds me of a parrot fish...you know, teh ones that eat coral!
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: November/12/2009 at 16:33
Average Joe View Drop Down
Optics Master
Optics Master
Avatar

Joined: April/24/2008
Status: Offline
Points: 2178
I know he needs a shave
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: November/12/2009 at 18:38
Ed Connelly View Drop Down
Optics Retard
Optics Retard
Avatar
God of no Chihuahua

Joined: December/16/2007
Location: USA
Status: Offline
Points: 24220
" we can use this........"  
 
 Post Reply Post Reply
  Share Topic   

Forum Jump Forum Permissions View Drop Down

Similar Threads: "$100 Mule"
Subject Author Forum Replies Last Post
binoculars under $100 stork23raz Binoculars 11
Binos for under $100? redman2006 Binoculars 10
best rimfire scope $100 or less igotta40 Rimfire / Airgun 6
$100 vs. $700 paramountsurvival Binoculars 3
**OVER** $100 Instant Savings on NIKON Scopes Brady Check Here Often 0
**OVER** Vortex 2-7x32 Viper, $100 OFF Brady Check Here Often 1
$100, Vortex Crossfire 6-24 or Simmons WTC 6.5-20 grimreaper21 Rifle Scopes 8
Zeiss 3-9x40 worth the extra $100 over Viper rightwingnut Rifle Scopes 6
Best .30-30 Scope <$100 MikeStaten Rifle Scopes 5
Zeiss 50mm vs. 40mm worth $100 SNIPE Rifle Scopes 21


This page was generated in 0.360 seconds.